Artie Lange – Too Fat To Fish (Spiegel & Grau)

Artie Lange – Too Fat To Fish (Spiegel & Grau)

3 1/2 stars (out of 4)

Comedian Artie Lange is a born story teller. For the past seven years Lange has told many of them, some good, some bad, but all of them funny in some way, shape or form in-depth on The Howard Stern Show and in his stage act.

Whether admitting to a threesome he had at a party in Los Angeles during his days on MadTV, or the time he picked up cocaine while in makeup as a pig lifeguard for the same show, or stories on his several addictions (cocaine, heroin, alcohol, gambling) and the hilarious and oftentimes harrowing results, or the time when he was just a little kid and his father used young Artie in order to meet Frankie Vali, Lange manages to ring out the pathos in every story, touching on a wide range of emotions in the process.

So when Spiegel & Grau approached Lange with a book offer it seemed a no-brainer for him to do so. And with Anthony Bozza at his side Lange has authored a real page turner here with Too Fat To Fish (the title is itself a chapter involving something Lange’s mother said to him), a chronological, but not fully-realized autobiography, hitting on some major chapters in his life.

Lange digs up a lot of emotion throughout, especially in the chapters involving his father’s paralysis, his addictions and the depths that they took him (particularly a startling revelation that before this book only a select few knew about), as well as his recent trip to Afghanistan as part of Operation: Mirth where he performed for troops in areas that no celebrity had dared go to before along with other comedians and Stern show producer Gary Dell’Abate.

For fans of Lange this is going to be a real treat of a read. All the way through it is a very funny read and it gives a lot of perspective on why he is the way he is. For Stern fans there is an extra treat as Stern (an acclaimed author in his own right) himself wrote the book’s foreword. What’s fantastic is that, despite being extremely funny, Stern’s foreword in no way overshadows the rest of Lange’s Too Fat To Fish, which I’ll definitely be reading again and again.

Artie Lange’s Too Fat To Fish is in-stores tomorrow, November 11th.

Artie Lange begins his book tour tomorrow, November 11th, in New York City. Full dates below.

Barnes & Noble
555 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY 10017

Barnes & Noble
395 Route 3 East
Clifton, NJ 07014
6 pm

Barnes & Noble
189 Grove Drive Ste K 30
Los Angeles, CA 90036
2 pm

Borders Books
1260 Old Country Road
Westbury, NY 11590
7 pm

232 E. Ridgewood Avenue
Ridgewood, NJ 07450
6 pm

Borders Books
511 Boylston Street
Boston, MA 02116
2 pm

Barnes & Noble
1805 Walnut Street Rittenhouse Square
Philadelphia, PA 19103
7 pm

Barnes & Noble
600 Smith Haven Mall
Lake Grove, NY 11755
7 pm

Barnes & Noble
601 E. Pratt Street
Baltimore, MD 21202
7 pm

Books & Books
265 Aragon Avenue
Coral Gables, FL 33134
8 pm

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